They were ready, they had been doing all the Grrrr and the Gooou, and all the right moves,
I was ready , hiding behind a tree and waiting for action….. and then a guy in lycra on a bicycle drove past. That was the end of it. I think you can see the disappointment in the eyes of the bird. You should have heard be curse the bicycle rider.
forgot to say, it's a Crested Pigeon
Looks a little crest fallen. Lol
Bahahahhaahahahah.
*composes self*
*clears throat*
Those rascally lycra louts! :P
Peter
Haha Peter, we call them "Lycra Birds", sometimes they get squished on the road, but they are not endangered, you can find them everywhere.
M-L
Far from being endangered, the Lycra Bird has a global range, and is found in abundant numbers in urban areas. Here they subsist on government subsidies in the form of dedicated reserves from which all other species are excluded. When they escape these protected areas, the Lycra Bird is at risk from migrating species, and hence the prevalence of this species tends to decrease in flyways* and rural regions. Common, patchy. Sedentary; locally nomadic.
*Any Lycra Bird found injured in a flyway should be retrieved immediately and surrendered to WIRES at 13 000 WIRES for rehabilitation and eventual release into less hazardous regions.
Oh no! How does that advert go, a MAMIL? Was it a MAMIL - Middle Aged Man In Lycra?
Not that it makes any difference...
West Coast Tasmania
Why do they wear it? I find it most odd.... and why do bike riders wear clothing like they are in a Tour de France?
I don't go round in my Superman costume any more... (much)
I think I know the truth, it's the only time they can wear as much "padding" in the front of their pants as they like
, Nobody will ever know what the real..... looks like
M-L
Surely there is a rule here banning vague innuendo? You know, people under 18 might be reading it?
Vague innuendo. Exactly. As Shorty said a few days ago, children(?) these days know more about these topics than you give them credit for. (BTW, you are allowed to get married at the age of 16) But the ones that don't know what we are talking about will not understand and therefore not be offended. It's the adults that have hang ups and problems.
But if it upsets you for some reason, I apologize.
M-L
(Cringes down and mutters "I wasn't being serious" inanely)
I'm not upset, I wasn't being serious.
Oooo thanks, I can shut the back door now? I just left it open , so I could make a quick exit
M-L
Ok then I can say to M-L that I thought all those chaps had just been shopping for their weekly smallgoods
supplies and found they had no pockets.